the amount of insanity associated with NOT HAVING A PHONE is ridiculous. I AM DYING. I can’t blog, tweet, stalk, email or do anything except call and text. IT IS AWFUL. I know that phones arent supposed to do all the things previously mentioned but mine does and i neeeeed them to function properly.
so when you see the coroner’s report it will say: death due to lack of technology.
yes. this is true. it will happen.
chillin’ in music appreciation. the fact that i can sit in this class and do literally everything but listen is a miracle to me. i have ordered a new pair of sweat pants, followed the whole world on twitter, stalked everyone’s lives on facebook and watched pretty little liars. yes, i watched a tv show during music class.
in other news, i threw my keys away today. in the middle of the student center. yes, the most populated place on all of auburn’s campus….during lunch time. i walked away like nothing happened (because the hot guy from my english class was passing me) and then i had a minor meltdown. luckily, i had pledge sisters to calm me down. i simply returned to the trash can, opened it and pulled my keys out of a place they should never have been. disgusting, yes. but this is my life.
Lallalallalala music appreciation. Not interested. No class should be this long…ever. If I talked this long on a daily basis I would have no voice.
Ps if you read the book-then you don’t need to come to lecture and suffer through this madness.
In other news, I’m going out tonight. Get excited all 3 of my followers.
Just chillin’ at el dorado-the restaurant not the place. Packed to the rim with people. Auburn fans ready for the celebration. Turns out if you want authentic mexican food you automatically encounter a language barrier. Also, turn out sorority girls (aka me) can’t go anywhere unless escorted by a posse of 12 other sisters. So here we are, packed into a tiny room. Trying to get non-english speaking people to write our names on a list. Hello, all of auburn and the state of alabama. Its good to see all of you here tonight.
hello, again. second post in less than 30 minutes. im waiting for Jersey Shore still. turns out its not on for another 46 minutes. ask me how i feel about that. i dont like it.
lets talk about the weather. small legs or chubs, it is NOT ACCEPTABLE for you to be wearing shorts in 40 degree weather. also, if you can see cellulite through your leggings.. sweat pants are a safe alternative. not hatin on the thick girls, just dont wanna see all that junk all over your trunk.
umm shake weights-FALSE ADVERTISING. i am calling your manager. i bought one thinking that i would just turn it on, it would start shaking and my workout would begin. no. you have to manually shake the weight. not sure how those people in the commercial do it without moving their hands…
today i left my room a grand total of 4 times. i got food all 4 outings. ive been on facebook for close to 24 hours straight. caught up on teen mom 2. i forgot how good American Idol is. 15 year olds with more talent that my entire family possesses and delusional freaks all in the same show! only in america.
in other news, trashy tv reaches its peak tonight at 8 when Jersey Shore airs. tan, trashy, alcoholic juice heads make for great tv. i wonder if Vinny will be my friend? also, pauly d i need a date to formal.